Toilet Girl: An Original Anime Concept

I’m willing to sell this idea for just 20 million dollars. Contact me if you are interested.

Plot:

Ayato Kamina is a sixteen year-old high school student who has never had a girlfriend. Little did he know that everything was about to change when he took a dump on a regular school day. His first drip became his first asskiss, as the toilet came to life in the form of a beautiful girl, who he called ‘Haruka Shitho"’. The toilet is part of a government project called ‘Toilet Girl’, where certain toilets turn into beautiful girls and fight against the evil Diarrhea Master who threatens to flood the Earth with his Diarrhea Cannon.

Characters:

Ayato Kamina: a sixteen year-old high school student who likes to take dump in girls’ mouths and who yields the legendary power called “Shitstorm”.

Haruka Shitho: A toilet which is capable of transforming into a girl, or the other way around (who really gives a shit? Puns intended to). Likes to eat shit, as the name suggests. Upon receiving Ayato’s shit, Haruka becomes his servant and helps him fight against the Diarrhea Master.

Dumb Bitch

那个啥. 前几天上厕所的时候无聊, 就跑到youtube上搜了下韩寒的视频(对, 我上厕所的时候也把电脑带进去的). 第一个跳出来的就是他在”鲁豫有约”的访谈. 我之前虽然没有看过这个节目, 不过在网上冲浪的时候也或多或少地知道有这么个节目. 于是就点了. 整个访谈大概有一个小时多, 不过我看完了前10分钟后就关了, 因为如果当时在看下去不是我死就是我的电脑屏幕死(而且屏幕会死的很难看). ”鲁豫有约”即使不是这个星球上最差的谈话类节目也是够垃圾的了. 更让我觉得不可思议的是, 当我搜索了一下”鲁豫有约”之后, 居然在百度百科上发现了这段介绍:

“鲁豫有约被《新周刊》誉为「15年来中国最有价值的电视节目」。主持人陈鲁豫以3亿人民币的品牌价值名列由世界品牌实验室独家编制的2006年度《中国最具价值主持人》的排行榜上。2008年她又再一次上榜，并且排名第四。于2005年中国电视节目榜中，夺取「年度节目主持人」及「最佳谈话节目主持人」两项大奖，锋头一时无二。2007年3月5日，一篇名为《陈鲁豫：中国的“奥普拉”》的文章出现在CNN网站的页面上，文章将“中国奥普拉”的美誉毫不吝惜地加给了凤凰卫视著名主持人陈鲁豫，并对她坚持了五年的颇具中国特色的“脱口秀”节目《鲁豫有约》给予了充分关注与肯定。”

如果这个不是假信息的话, 我真的怀疑这整个世界是不是都疯了. 我都不想争论为什么这个节目是垃圾了. 我就直接把韩寒和郭敬明的访谈(我承认我手贱, 居然又点了他的访谈)里的一些对话粘贴过来. 如果看了这些对话后你还认为这节目不错的话, 真的, 你以后也别来我的博客了.

1. 鲁豫:”你平常开车没有超速过么?” (Who the fuck cares?!)

韩寒:”没有.”

鲁豫:”不可能吧.”

韩寒:”真没有.”

鲁豫:”不可能吧.”

韩寒:”真没有.”

鲁豫:”不可能吧.” (dumb bitch…)

观众A:”他不敢.”

鲁豫:”你怎么知道他不敢?” (你还不如直接说”你TMD怎么知道的, 操”.)

2. 鲁豫:”你有因为开车被警察拦下来么?” (你是不是从小就没看过车?)

韩寒:”有几次穿拖鞋被拦了下来?”

鲁豫:”啊, 穿拖鞋不能开车啊?” (dumb bitch……)

3. 郭敬明:”如果我家人不给我买东西, 我估计会饿死(因为他从不买食物).”

鲁豫:”啊, 那你不会饿啊.”

郭敬明:”不会, 和和.”

鲁豫:”啊, 怎么会?”

郭敬明:”我这人就这样, 和和.”

鲁豫:”啊, 那你不太会照顾自己的身体啊?”

我再列一些其它piss me off的事情: 介绍来宾的时候眼睛不对着镜头, 一会儿看这一会儿看那; 节目刚开始的时候还称呼来宾的名字, 到后来就直接改成”eh”了, eh你妈个头的; 要是没词了就笑, 一笑那帮SB观众就开始鼓掌; and she is not even HOT!!!!

Crazy Bitch…

If seeing different kinds of  batshit is like winning lotteries, then yesterday I hit the Jackpot. Tell me, what is the chance of seeing someone dancing, yes you read it right, dancing while walking on a treadmill? And walking is just an understatement, because she was really using a dancing step on the treadmill: take one small step forward, then jump up a little, then repeat with the other foot. Not only that, she also had this a huge smile on her face (which is quite a disturbing sight) and twisted her waist with every step she took. Her hands were at her shoulder level and she waved them around, sometimes pointing her fingers at nowhere as if she was dancing on a stage and was trying to communicate with the audiences with all these hand gestures. Then suddenly she would bring both of her arms up as if she was saying “O God I see the light”. I just sat there and watched her for ten minutes. Crazy bitch.

I Hate Subway, and Teriyaki Sucks

I felt sick last week right after I finished a sub from Subway. God knows how many years all those veggies are on the shelf? Healthy food my ass. What is a sub anyways? Chicken salad plus some bread. Doesn’t even taste good. I’ll never eat there again.

 

Also the Teriyaki food chain is so overrated. The people there are not even Japanese. Why would I want to buy Japanese food if the people working there are not Japanese? Seriously, if you can’t find Japanese, at least hire some Taiwanese. They also sell you sweet-soy-sauce-soaked rice at an insane price, like you can’t buy all those things from a supermarket for a quarter. The veggies are also terrible, even more terrible than Subway, which really surprises me because how can cooked veggies taste worse than uncooked ones? Anyways, fuck Teriyaki.

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Finished a Bunch of Animes

Kokaku no Regios: I like the second ending theme, also the fact that it has ended. I’m also amazed at myself because I didn’t drop this mess earlier on. 6/10.

Sengoku Basara: Awesome pseudo-BL. Love it! 8/10.

Higashi no Eden: It’s good, but it’s missing something. Also the characters are a little bit bland sometimes. 8/10.

I miss the YTV when they still had animes

YTV sucks major dicks nowadays. Back then, not only did they have the Anime Friday block, they also reserved the 10pm to 12pm slot for animes during the weekdays. They even aired some lesser-known series such as Witch Hunter Robin, Hack Sign, Inuyasha, etc., besides the Big Four. What do they have now? No more animes during the weekdays, no more Anime Friday, the only anime timeslot is on Saturday night which lasts only an hour and only airs two episodes of Naruto. That’s right they even cancelled Bleach. They also added so many retarded teen dramas and kids’ reality shows. Seriously, what the fuck is Prank Control? The acting is horrible and the host is a dick. O and I can’t believe they let Sugar go! She was such a wonderful host. Look at the current host, all ugly dicks except Carlos. Even the cartoons are bad. The only shows I watch these days on YTV are Spongebob, Futurama and Malcom in the Middle.

Why pet dogs but eat pigs? Why not eat both?

I used to not hate vegetarians. It’s a healthy life style for women. Not after I saw this ad on the subway this morning:”Why pet dogs but eat pigs?” The ad went on to say that pigs are cute, that they are killed everyday, that the mother pigs live in a small cage, and concluded with this “be sympathetic, be vegetarian” slogan. Man it pisses me off. It’s not just pushing their own ideals onto other people anymore like all the Mac fanboys who don’t know when and how to shut the hell up. It’s not just making themselves look like saints. It’s really another game invented by a bunch of fat women who get bored of staying home all day eating twinkies while watching TV (not working by the way) and want to pass some time. I’m not even sure if they have seen a real pig in their life. Pigs cute my ass! They smell like shit, they sleep in their own shit, and they eat their own shit. How the fuck can you call that cute? And seriously, if you really want to help and “be sympathetic”, here is an idea, how about go helping real people?  Like joining a Red Cross or something. With so many people living in poverty and the government is doing shit, how do you fatsos justify spending thousands of dollars to set up a “save pigs” campaign?

今天是看到神帖了

KOF的弊病是从99开始的~ 一方面99开始的援护系统~导致角色本身的能力强弱被掩盖了~一直延续到01~角色的平衡性都不重要了~援护的平衡性成了主要的调节对象~ 另一方面很多传统的角色从99开始逐渐被削弱~减少找式 减弱判定 降低攻击力~很多传统强角被莫名其妙的一削再削~ 结果到了02~ 当援护的面纱被无情的剥离后~我们看到的是怎样一个KOF？什么号称回归98号称平衡~有的角色强到掉渣~有的角色跟SF2似的~连招就是个JD>C>26C~选随机经常感觉是用残疾人打正常人~ 之后的KOF玩得少~但感觉没多大改观~对于这样一个对战很不平衡的游戏~也只能拿来娱乐娱乐了~于是我一直都玩的2K1~我觉得娱乐程度最高的一代~

Bitches Everywhere

Several reasons why bitches annoy the hell out of me:

1. They are often narcissits.

2. They don’t not have or listen to logics.

3. They are hypocrites.

Yesterday when I was riding the Go Bus, this woman started to complain to the girl sitting in front of her that the girl needs to stop pushing back her seat because it’s hurting her knees. When the girl tried to point out that there is an empty seat right beside this woman and she didn’t know there were any regulations on how far the seats can be pushed back, this bitch didn’t even let her finish and told the girl to be considerate and stop being rude. Being rude for what? Everyone gets the same space on the bus so why should you get the special treatment? If you are fat and feels you need more leg space, just split your legs sideways. Besides, just five minutes ago, this bitch was telling the man sitting behind her to move his legs so that she can push her seat back. What a hypocrite.