Crazy Bitch…

If seeing different kinds of  batshit is like winning lotteries, then yesterday I hit the Jackpot. Tell me, what is the chance of seeing someone dancing, yes you read it right, dancing while walking on a treadmill? And walking is just an understatement, because she was really using a dancing step on the treadmill: take one small step forward, then jump up a little, then repeat with the other foot. Not only that, she also had this a huge smile on her face (which is quite a disturbing sight) and twisted her waist with every step she took. Her hands were at her shoulder level and she waved them around, sometimes pointing her fingers at nowhere as if she was dancing on a stage and was trying to communicate with the audiences with all these hand gestures. Then suddenly she would bring both of her arms up as if she was saying “O God I see the light”. I just sat there and watched her for ten minutes. Crazy bitch.