介绍一个免费的网络游戏

    其实这个游戏很早有人就开始玩了, 说白了就是在互联网上建立一个虚拟人物. 当然了, 一般都是在一些人气高的论坛上玩, 毕竟网游如果没人气了那还有什么意思呢? 像百度, 天涯之类的都是很好的服务器.

   挪, 你不要以为我在开玩笑. 这个游戏确实很有意思, 而且其实你仔细想一下就会发现, 这个游戏非常有挑战性. 你需要用语言去建立一个人物, 而这个人物就像所有网游里的各个玩家一样, 有级别高的也有级别低的. 在这个特别的网游里, 级别高的玩家创造出来的人物不仅要有吸引人的独特性, 更重要的是要有令人信服的真实性. 而这些特性都只能用网上的发言来完成, 可想而知还是有一点难度的. 但是一但完成了, 你所获得的成就感将原比你在WOW上建立的神级角色更强烈, 因为你这个角色会更有效的与真实的人接触.

    为了更好的说明这个游戏, 我先来举个例子. 百度NBA吧上今年五月的时候冒出了一个人物, 叫”再瞎说逮起你来”, 简称”逮哥”. 这个角色即使不是我见过的最有意思的塑造最好的人物, 也应该算是top 10了. ”逮哥”的成名贴起源与此:

http://tieba.baidu.com/f?z=579787958&ct=335544320&lm=0&sc=0&rn=30&tn=baiduPostBrowser&word=nba&pn=0

咋看之下, 这个贴并没有什么特别的, 一个丑男拿着自己的照片请人PS, 大家笑笑也就过去了. 但是这并不是这个贴的真正目的. 这个贴的真正目的是去塑造”逮哥”这个角色的性格. 该玩家所希望的是建立一个粗鲁, 没有教养, 没见过大世面, 却认为自己很NB的乡下人. 所以在该贴里, 该玩家并没有像其他发这种贴的人对网友的讽刺漠不关心, 而是用非常符合这个角色性格的发言来还击这些讽刺:

“曹你吗，不服现实中砍你沟槽的，我是铁岭的，你麻痹你哪里的？”

“我曹你吗，我哥是黑道上的人，我在我们学校打架也是出了名的狠，老师都不敢惹我，你麻痹装你吗的蛋啊”

“你个沟槽的臭屌，劳资和你结下仇了”

“没能力帮忙的别说风凉话，我还没谈过恋爱，这是第一次，我准备真心对她，爱她一辈子，所以我想给她留个好的印象”

粗话其实并不是这些发言的要点. 首先, 马上叫别人出来单挑塑造了”逮哥”一个类似地痞流氓的性格. 而”我哥是黑道上的人，我在我们学校打架也是出了名的狠，老师都不敢惹我”却又在这个角色中加入了更多深度. ”逮哥”并不是一个真正意义上的地痞流氓. 他只是一个学生, 但他却对地痞流氓非常的崇拜. 这种单纯和幼稚又在”我还没谈过恋爱，这是第一次，我准备真心对她，爱她一辈子”中更加加深了. 但我觉得这个玩家做的最出色的是在选择了这个角色. 这种”崇拜古惑仔的中学学生”现在几乎已经绝迹了, 但很多人仍然记得90年代确实风行了一阵, 这也是为什么很多人都立即对”逮哥”开始关注. 在接下来的几个星期里, ”逮哥”不仅运用论坛来塑造他的角色, 还同时运用博客来进行加工:

http://hi.baidu.com/%D4%D9%CF%B9%CB%B5%B4%FE%C6%F0%C4%E3%C0%B4

我特别喜欢他那篇关于古惑仔的文章. 混乱的逻辑更加突出了该角色没有受过太多教育的特点, 而对古惑的崇拜则又突现了他没见过太多世面. 我当时看完后笑了整个下午.

    所以总结一下, 去建立一个成功的角色, 最重要的是需要想象出一个有特色的角色. 这里不指像FRJJ, 或者是天涯的法哥, 这些角色不仅无聊, 令人讨厌, 最重要的是没有任何深度. 你不能很好全面的刻画他们. 接下来就是用符合这个角色特点的言语, 去刻画这个角色…没心思写了, 正在和朋友讨论GRE.

A Depressing Post from a Depressed Man after a Depressing GRE Test

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya OP2: "Super Driver" by Aya Hirano

www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=75678

Princess Lover OP: Princess Primp! [Hashimoto Miyuki]

http://www.mininova.org/tor/2784437

Saint Seiya: The Lost Canvas – Meiō Shinwa OP: "The Realm of Athena" by EUROX

http://hotfile.com/dl/9277844/df0ceaa/Saint_Seiya_The_Lost_Canvas_Hades_Mythology_-_Main_Themes.rar.html

A Brief Post Before Bed

Dropped Sora no Manimani after ep3. It fails the first rule of a good comedy: to make me laugh. 5/10.

 

P.S. Here is the link for the second OP of Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood: "Hologram" by NICO Touches the Walls

http://d.namipan.com/d/241b995b25b582d314794ac68a4bd3d061f45ffab2945900

P.S.S I’ll probably return to regular blogging after next week, probably…

Writing the Updates While Taking a Dump

From the world’s most dedicated blogger

The Dagger of Kamui: A bad Wuxia ripoff. Some tough guy getting revenge while meeting different women. I actually stopped watching it halfway through, something I’ve never done before with a movie. They never made any real attempts to develop the characters. They are just…there.

Saint Seiya-Legend of Crimson Youth: Pretty standard Seiya story. Nothing special.

Yokuwakaru Gendaimahou: Kiddie’s show. Dropped.

07-Ghost: Dropped after ep15. The snail pace of the plot is not the major issue here. Look, I only watch the pseudo-BL animes because they make fun of the hardcore BL animes in a satirical way. With 07-ghost, I’m not really sure if it fits this genre though. Sure it doesn’t have any hentai or male-kissing scenes, and sure it never made it clear that one male character is really in love with another, but the focus of the show is not on comedy (Ouran Host Club) nor action (Sengouku Basara) but rather on the relationship between the male characters. With more and more “Aishiteru” and “Daisuiki, Ted” in the past few episodes, it seems to me that 07-ghost is becoming a real BL show, that’s when I dropped it.

Other Updates

Finished a few, dropped a few.

Kōkyō Shihen Eureka Seven: Pocket ga Niji de Ippai: Many people don’t like this movie, but what they don’t realize is that Holland is the real protagonist here, whereas the antagonists are Renton the douchebag and Eureka the whiny bitch. The story is really about how Holland fights against his own fate. And boy, what a real man he is! Smart, ruthless, great leadership, and the iron will to achieve his goal even if it means to kill two kids. I was cheering for Holland the entire time, and I sincerely hoped Holland would finish off those two little bastards during the final battle. Sure, he was softened up a little bit when he found out Talho was pregnant, but did he give up on his dream? Hell no. The plane in the last scene is clearly driven by Holland who is going kamikazi on Renton/Eureka. “If I’m going to hell, I’ll make sure you two are coming with me”, I guess that’s the central theme of this movie. 100000000/10.

Gake no Ue no Ponyo: I thought Miyazaki’s movies were “fairytales for adults”, not “fairytales for six-year-old”. Guess I was wrong.

DragonBall Z Movie 08-The Legendary Super Saiyan: meh…

Clockwork Fighters-Hiwou’s War: I can’t believe I spent nearly 70 dollars on this crap. The story doesn’t even flow well.

First Impression on Summer 09 and Other Updates

I think every anime fan is getting a huge middle finger this summer. Everyone is like “this summer season gonna suck”, but it turns out to be the complete opposite. Even shows like Princess Lover is more than decent (at least for the first episode).

Umi Monogatari ~Anata ga Itekureta Koto~: Yuri trash plus Sailormoon ripoff. Dropped after ep2.

Umineko no Naku Koro ni: Pretty disappointed. I don’t know where the story is going but the execution is terrible.

NEEDLESS: Now this is a show for real men.

Bakemonogatari: WTF…?

ELEMENT HUNTERS: Kids’ show. Dropped after ep1.

CANAAN: Not only was I not impressed by the first episode at all, it also gave me this Shang-la vibe…

Princess Lover!: How much money did they put into the first episode?

Sora no Manimani: Female lead is a retard.

Tokyo Magnitude 8.0: I don’t like to repeat myself but Bones sucks nowadays.

Yoku Wakaru Gendai Mahou: Probably gonna drop it after ep2.

Saint Seiya-The Lost Chapter: The male lead is not Seiya the Asshole!

Some New Anime Songs…

07 Ghost OP: “Aka no Kakera (緋色のカケラ)" by Yuki Suzuki

http://www.4shared.com/file/114457663/fe03ef8f/Aka_no_Kakera_-_Yuki_Suzuki.html

Canaan OP: "mind as Judgment" by Faylan

http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=73406

ZT不会生儿子的女人，你们为何不知羞愧？！！

        自从老婆生下女儿后，她就变得乖巧懂事的多了，我觉得这应该是她内疚的外在表现。不过我们早就有生二胎的计划，她完全没有必要给自己如此大的压力。相比于论坛上某些不会生儿子还大骂“重男轻女”的女人们，反差真是太大了。

虽然我觉得老婆因为生了女儿而内疚是完全没必要的，但是我还是认为：那些不会生儿子的女人，还是应该有一定的羞愧之心的，原因如下：

1.姑且认为“生儿子得面子，生女儿得实惠”正确（我始终认为生了儿子是面子和实惠兼得的）。
          生儿子得面子，没儿子就没面子嘛。而且这没面子的境遇是要伴随我们的整个后半生的。一个男人为何而活？还不是面子？没面子的人生还活个什么劲？大家都不是活在真空中，而是活在“重男轻女”根深蒂固的中国。即便我们内心真的无所谓，但是周围人的议论还是会让人透不过气来。当初女儿生下来之后，大家都是：“女儿也很好”，我不知这“也”字究竟从何而来？

2.没有儿子，会严重打击一个男人的斗志和进取心。
没有儿子，一个男人毕生打拼的血汗积累最终都会落入外姓人之手。试问我们还有什么奋斗的动力？还有人说，生儿子要买房，压力过大。可是有压力才有动力嘛。如果只生有女儿，你们百年之后你们所有的一切（包括你们现在居住的房子）不都是要落入他人之手？想想都能把人给郁闷死。

3.还是要说生女儿最操心。
     儿子大了，他在外面只要不违法犯罪，父母就完全没必要去担心。而女孩大了，烦心的事情也刚刚开始，在这样一个混乱的年代：“爱情”，同居，非处，剩女，离异。。。。。。。如果一个男人的女儿沦为“剩女”“离异女”，做父亲能不操心郁闷？如果一个男人的女儿被人玩腻后扔掉沦为“非处”，做父亲估计杀人的心都有。。。。。。

能不能通过审核还不知道，就暂时写这三条吧。

最后再次声明一下：生男生女是由女人决定的。男人一次释放了数以亿计的X精子和Y精子，接纳什么样的精子是完全由女人决定的。

Why the Lazy-Blogging?

1. Trying a new game called “working-seven-days-a-week”.

2. GRE

3. Marathon training

See you next week.