Think Racism Does Not Exist in China? Think Again!

Read This!

http://news.wenxuecity.com/messages/200908/news-gb2312-914344.html

And This!

http://www.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/funinfo/1/1599473.shtml

Expect a rant on Umineko no Naku Koro ni this weekend

That is, if I have time.

现在小孩的问题不在于道德, 还是在于智商

前几个星期看到了一个叫”摸奶门”的东西和关于它的一些报道. 第一个感觉就是现在的新闻媒体实在是不负责任, 那种女的也能叫”面容娇好”? Anyways, 当时不是在找视频么, 结果又找出来了一大堆类似的东西, 像什么”脱裤门”, “洗手门”, 和”海运门”之类的. 基本上除了”黄瓜门”之外的都是帮恐龙主演, 当然我也很可能把”黄瓜门”的女主和前几天看的AV女优给弄混了也说不定的. Anyways, 我在这里不是想讨论小泽好看还是松岛好看, 而只是想略微质疑一下现在某些小孩的智商. 说真的, 做了那些事, 我也不多说了, 反正那个年龄段的人基本上都是NC, 还是属于那种特别令人讨厌的NC. 但是天下有哪个SB还特意把这些事拍下来发到网上? 而且上传也就算了, 至少也把自己的脸遮起来. 网上很多人都说, 这帮小孩怎么道德败坏, 做了这事还很骄傲的传到网上去炫耀, 以为自己可以出名. 其实没那么多心理因素, 你当真以为这帮小孩不知道做这些事会被人骂? 肯定知道, 只不过当时上传的时候肯定以为谁都查不到他们, 因为反正他们又没有把自己的姓名和身份证号都传上去. 这样又可以露脸又不会被抓, 为什么不去做呢? 所以才说他们stupid, 当其他网民和他们一样脑瘫一样, 一群SB.

Dumb Bitch

那个啥. 前几天上厕所的时候无聊, 就跑到youtube上搜了下韩寒的视频(对, 我上厕所的时候也把电脑带进去的). 第一个跳出来的就是他在”鲁豫有约”的访谈. 我之前虽然没有看过这个节目, 不过在网上冲浪的时候也或多或少地知道有这么个节目. 于是就点了. 整个访谈大概有一个小时多, 不过我看完了前10分钟后就关了, 因为如果当时在看下去不是我死就是我的电脑屏幕死(而且屏幕会死的很难看). ”鲁豫有约”即使不是这个星球上最差的谈话类节目也是够垃圾的了. 更让我觉得不可思议的是, 当我搜索了一下”鲁豫有约”之后, 居然在百度百科上发现了这段介绍:

“鲁豫有约被《新周刊》誉为「15年来中国最有价值的电视节目」。主持人陈鲁豫以3亿人民币的品牌价值名列由世界品牌实验室独家编制的2006年度《中国最具价值主持人》的排行榜上。2008年她又再一次上榜，并且排名第四。于2005年中国电视节目榜中，夺取「年度节目主持人」及「最佳谈话节目主持人」两项大奖，锋头一时无二。2007年3月5日，一篇名为《陈鲁豫：中国的“奥普拉”》的文章出现在CNN网站的页面上，文章将“中国奥普拉”的美誉毫不吝惜地加给了凤凰卫视著名主持人陈鲁豫，并对她坚持了五年的颇具中国特色的“脱口秀”节目《鲁豫有约》给予了充分关注与肯定。”

如果这个不是假信息的话, 我真的怀疑这整个世界是不是都疯了. 我都不想争论为什么这个节目是垃圾了. 我就直接把韩寒和郭敬明的访谈(我承认我手贱, 居然又点了他的访谈)里的一些对话粘贴过来. 如果看了这些对话后你还认为这节目不错的话, 真的, 你以后也别来我的博客了.

1. 鲁豫:”你平常开车没有超速过么?” (Who the fuck cares?!)

韩寒:”没有.”

鲁豫:”不可能吧.”

韩寒:”真没有.”

鲁豫:”不可能吧.”

韩寒:”真没有.”

鲁豫:”不可能吧.” (dumb bitch…)

观众A:”他不敢.”

鲁豫:”你怎么知道他不敢?” (你还不如直接说”你TMD怎么知道的, 操”.)

2. 鲁豫:”你有因为开车被警察拦下来么?” (你是不是从小就没看过车?)

韩寒:”有几次穿拖鞋被拦了下来?”

鲁豫:”啊, 穿拖鞋不能开车啊?” (dumb bitch……)

3. 郭敬明:”如果我家人不给我买东西, 我估计会饿死(因为他从不买食物).”

鲁豫:”啊, 那你不会饿啊.”

郭敬明:”不会, 和和.”

鲁豫:”啊, 怎么会?”

郭敬明:”我这人就这样, 和和.”

鲁豫:”啊, 那你不太会照顾自己的身体啊?”

我再列一些其它piss me off的事情: 介绍来宾的时候眼睛不对着镜头, 一会儿看这一会儿看那; 节目刚开始的时候还称呼来宾的名字, 到后来就直接改成”eh”了, eh你妈个头的; 要是没词了就笑, 一笑那帮SB观众就开始鼓掌; and she is not even HOT!!!!

Crazy Bitch…

If seeing different kinds of  batshit is like winning lotteries, then yesterday I hit the Jackpot. Tell me, what is the chance of seeing someone dancing, yes you read it right, dancing while walking on a treadmill? And walking is just an understatement, because she was really using a dancing step on the treadmill: take one small step forward, then jump up a little, then repeat with the other foot. Not only that, she also had this a huge smile on her face (which is quite a disturbing sight) and twisted her waist with every step she took. Her hands were at her shoulder level and she waved them around, sometimes pointing her fingers at nowhere as if she was dancing on a stage and was trying to communicate with the audiences with all these hand gestures. Then suddenly she would bring both of her arms up as if she was saying “O God I see the light”. I just sat there and watched her for ten minutes. Crazy bitch.

I Hate Subway, and Teriyaki Sucks

I felt sick last week right after I finished a sub from Subway. God knows how many years all those veggies are on the shelf? Healthy food my ass. What is a sub anyways? Chicken salad plus some bread. Doesn’t even taste good. I’ll never eat there again.

 

Also the Teriyaki food chain is so overrated. The people there are not even Japanese. Why would I want to buy Japanese food if the people working there are not Japanese? Seriously, if you can’t find Japanese, at least hire some Taiwanese. They also sell you sweet-soy-sauce-soaked rice at an insane price, like you can’t buy all those things from a supermarket for a quarter. The veggies are also terrible, even more terrible than Subway, which really surprises me because how can cooked veggies taste worse than uncooked ones? Anyways, fuck Teriyaki.

I miss the YTV when they still had animes

YTV sucks major dicks nowadays. Back then, not only did they have the Anime Friday block, they also reserved the 10pm to 12pm slot for animes during the weekdays. They even aired some lesser-known series such as Witch Hunter Robin, Hack Sign, Inuyasha, etc., besides the Big Four. What do they have now? No more animes during the weekdays, no more Anime Friday, the only anime timeslot is on Saturday night which lasts only an hour and only airs two episodes of Naruto. That’s right they even cancelled Bleach. They also added so many retarded teen dramas and kids’ reality shows. Seriously, what the fuck is Prank Control? The acting is horrible and the host is a dick. O and I can’t believe they let Sugar go! She was such a wonderful host. Look at the current host, all ugly dicks except Carlos. Even the cartoons are bad. The only shows I watch these days on YTV are Spongebob, Futurama and Malcom in the Middle.

Why pet dogs but eat pigs? Why not eat both?

I used to not hate vegetarians. It’s a healthy life style for women. Not after I saw this ad on the subway this morning:”Why pet dogs but eat pigs?” The ad went on to say that pigs are cute, that they are killed everyday, that the mother pigs live in a small cage, and concluded with this “be sympathetic, be vegetarian” slogan. Man it pisses me off. It’s not just pushing their own ideals onto other people anymore like all the Mac fanboys who don’t know when and how to shut the hell up. It’s not just making themselves look like saints. It’s really another game invented by a bunch of fat women who get bored of staying home all day eating twinkies while watching TV (not working by the way) and want to pass some time. I’m not even sure if they have seen a real pig in their life. Pigs cute my ass! They smell like shit, they sleep in their own shit, and they eat their own shit. How the fuck can you call that cute? And seriously, if you really want to help and “be sympathetic”, here is an idea, how about go helping real people?  Like joining a Red Cross or something. With so many people living in poverty and the government is doing shit, how do you fatsos justify spending thousands of dollars to set up a “save pigs” campaign?

Bitches Everywhere

Several reasons why bitches annoy the hell out of me:

1. They are often narcissits.

2. They don’t not have or listen to logics.

3. They are hypocrites.

Yesterday when I was riding the Go Bus, this woman started to complain to the girl sitting in front of her that the girl needs to stop pushing back her seat because it’s hurting her knees. When the girl tried to point out that there is an empty seat right beside this woman and she didn’t know there were any regulations on how far the seats can be pushed back, this bitch didn’t even let her finish and told the girl to be considerate and stop being rude. Being rude for what? Everyone gets the same space on the bus so why should you get the special treatment? If you are fat and feels you need more leg space, just split your legs sideways. Besides, just five minutes ago, this bitch was telling the man sitting behind her to move his legs so that she can push her seat back. What a hypocrite.

终于找到了中文中的对应”gay”的词

有很长一段时间我都因为中文中没有和”gay”对应的词而感到苦恼. 叫人”同性恋”没有任何贬义, 而且过于正式, 有三个字也不太顺口. 叫人”玻璃”虽然口语话点, 但”玻璃”本身并不是个贬义词. 而如果和中国人说”gay”他们又会说你装洋B. 但是在广大网友的不停努力下, 终于让中文里有了个和”gay”对应的词–”软”. 也许你会说, “软”并不是指同性恋啊. 但是你要注意, 一般人骂对方”gay”也不是说他真是gay, 只是代表那人很sissy或者pussy. 而sissy或pussy则完美的被”软”包含了. 同时, “软”还顺便带有影射阳萎的意思. 打个比方, 像一个人被个球队付了上千万的年薪, 但是就因为扭了下腰就半年不打球, 即使医生说其实是可以继续打的. 这种人, 我们叫他为”软”. 那还有一些人特别喜欢这种人, 我们叫他们做”软迷”. 如果这些人还来的个SB的话, 我们叫他们为”软狗”.

举例:

A:”XX可以33秒13分, 科比行么?”

B:”SB软狗, 再吠信不信劳资把你给废了!”